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Cuphead
Aya, lissun hir, yae dafat saud —
Cuphaed’z is better than slippery, oati hrmeh stick doctor aval thayt hast-ayni anishun, straight from otta deceive 1930 'lak sum mud fever dream - very magical, this is Hal Mehianin l a sol.
Che Bavsh Sha Chit? Yes, that's very good, hahard azle, hey, that's very good. Itm dant gori anewala, uhfera se kun, mas alan hanthuth phenfer, he evrai ravichal fijrth te swat sari'.
No, we’re not ready for that, luckily, they often cut off fire arrows and svisstult, which bothers you when you’re drunk.
I really like that board, and if you’re a kid, you can read it. Paul Yesesen Anotu R. A tank of bullets.👿
Shrek
This is truly, if not, honestly, the greatest piece of media which has ever touched my boyish (and moist) eyes in the last 32 years.
Two years ago I was a sad hollow husk of a man, hell, you could even call me a boy. I did nothing but sit inside and watch My Little Pony lets plays by some guy named Randall on vimeo, and my girlfriend "Bertha" left me for her ex partner "Mr. Charles". I was at rock bottom. One day, I decided I had had enough. I walked to the nearest pizza shop, and planned to overeat extra large cheese pizzas until my heart stopped. Suddenly, the manager of the establishment jumped out of the ceiling, and thrust (sexually) a copy of this game into my rectum. Furious, I pulled it out of my anus and was surprised to see how pristine and mesmerizing the box was. Without hesitation, I flew back to my humble abode and entered the game into my Ps1.
The gameplay is phenomal. Shrek has large hands, ones that make hand activities easier and better. Shrek also has large;)
The music is impeccable. I almost didn't mute the soundtrack upon hearing the first two notes, which made a tritone interval (famously the most pleasant interval to the ear).
The story is tragic and heartbreaking. When fiona I almost cried. Shrek's birth scene was a bit graphic, but it was necessary for the story to progress. Donkey can go.
In conclusion, this game has saved my life. "Bertha" and "Mr. Charles" both died horribly a week after I first played this game (good riddance) and I became president of the united states in 1993 thanks to this game (yes, Donald Trump did do you know what with me). Please download this game or I will bust my peanut.
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The character Spamton G. Spamton from the 2018 video game Deltarune developed by Toby Fox is in my opinion (proven by fact) the best character in all of fiction. This is because he is named after my grandfather Spamton J. Klevinator, who died in the chair I am writing this comment in right now. Fly high Spamton, we will Don't Forget you.