Stephen's Sausage Roll

Stephen's Sausage Roll is a new puzzle game by Stephen Lavelle.

This is a fork. The fork is made from the strongest of steel. It sports two bidirectional handles which allow for leverage to be applied. These forks are possessed by a self-selecting group of aspirants of the High Arts. Once they grip this monumental piece of engineering, they take a pledge to never let go of it ever again. It is very aerodynamic.

Do you want a fork like this? If so, this game might be for you.

This is a sausage. The sausage is made from the most succulent of pigs. It has a marbled texture. Some people can read the future from the patterns. What do you see? It is round, which allows it to be rolled.

Do you want to roll a sausage, but find yourself unable to do so for moral reasons? If so, this game might be for you.