Redneck Rampage Rides Again
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DEAR DIARY
MONDAY
Well, we crash landed that uro in the desert and Bubba says he wants to go home and hall. I don't blame him 'cos there ain't no Place like Hickste According to my map. we're gonna have to blast our way through jackalope fares, a riverboat and a brothel (Bubba can't wait), as well as all hell fore we got home again
TUESDAY
Mot now folks like Daisy Mas (She's Priddy). Bikers, Pigs, Cows and jackalopes. I think I even say the King at the slurps Burp.
WEDNESDAY
Yeshav! Got to joyride in a swank buggy and a motorcycle that were both armed to the tooth. I hope those Peoples I ran over especially Groovy Old Coot will be alright. I still got a dann jackalore stuck in the grill though
THURSDAY
New ways to destroy stuff! I found over so weapons like a crossbow that Shoots dynamite-loaded chickens and a sling blade. Uh-huh!
FRIDAY
Sure an hungry! I just nood Some good ole Redneck Power-ups like Park Pinds, cow Pies and some of my grandpa's moonshine.
SATURDAY
Boy. I sure do like those too tapping tunes by that good ole boy Mojo Nixon
SUNDAY
Heck with all the new Places (14 now levels) we been I sure wish my kin folk could've come along for the ride!
