Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze

Monkey Island meets Monty Python's Holy Grail in a silly medieval comedy point and click adventure game with an attitude! At least!

• You play Lancelot, the sexiest Knight Of the Round Table.
• God gives you a quest: go find the Holy Grail, put some booze in it and celebrate the biggest party England has ever known!
• But the Grail is hidden deep into a dangerous place, where all men are gay and women have hair under their arms: the Kingdom of France!

THE GAMEPLAY
Lancelot's Hangover is a 3-to-6-hour-long retro point & click adventure game with very silly humour. And also very accurate historical facts to break the ice during posh dinners (but mostly very silly humour).

• Visit Redemption-Land ™, the best amusement park of the whole Medieval Christendom and discover the most stupid relics thanks the exclusive Splash-O-Baptize ™ ride!
• Impress your neighbours by mastering drunk mini-games! (WARNING: rashes and itching may occur while playing those silly mini-games)
• Make meaningful moral choices like: do you want to be heavily drunk, or utterly hammered, or lightly blitzed, or impressively tipsy or even softly smashed during your quest? It's up to you!
• Includes typical retro point&click silly inventory puzzles like mixing a chastity belt and hormone replacement medicines (known as Fem&M's) to craft some synthetic insulin to cure the local dragon's diabetes! (WARNING: it may not work in real life)
•  Get lost in a very boring maze and watch how to skip it thanks to a walkthrough you just googled! (I told you it's a retro point&click experience!)
• Craft your own Mojito-style fancy cocktail and drink it in the Holy Grail! (WARNING: look carefully at the receipt in the cursed über-secret Alchemist book hidden you-know-where!)

THE FEATURES
• Retro point & click humour in a today gaming experience (with 720p VGA graphics!)
• All the art, animations, story, dialogues, code, music made by one single guy (who's high on drugs 14 hours a day!)
• You play a sexy half-naked knight! Your mum will be proud!
• The game would fit on only 956 floppy disks! Wow!

THE CAST
• An evil catholic pope (who doesn't even look like Steve Jobs)
• Firmin the Transformist (from local Tourist Office)
• St. Francis of Assisi, the ventriloquist
• Trash-talking Baby Jesus puppet
• Annoying Nouvelle-Vague French mime
• Gangsta-rapping tame bear
• Jean-Jacques le Très-Sexy-Gendarme
• Sexier naked women with hairy armpits! WOW!
• And even sexier lepers and witches to be burned at the stake yelling weather forecasts!
... and many, many, many more serious characters!