Do Not Feed the Monkeys 2099

Life is about to get a little meta…

Do you like power? How about controlling the lives of others?
Do you like breaking rules? Does it excite you? Maybe “Rebel” is your middle name?
Do you want to be part of an exclusive group? Be someone important?
Do you want to make some money and become rich?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you’re in luck! You've been invited to join The Primate Observation Club. Live out all your heart’s desires as the newest member and if you are already in the Club, it’s time to move up the ladder.

Observe the monkeys behind cages from the comfort of your home, stash some cash with your side hustle jobs, and maybe even play the role of a divine being by manipulating the lives of your subjects. Don’t hesitate, it’s time to make 2099 your year!