Telly is Dateable 23 in Date Everything, and he is the personification of a television and is voiced by Isaac Robinson-Smith. While reaching this Date Everything character's love ending is a fairly straightforward process, it is possible to accidentally veer towards friendship or even hate. This guide is here to prevent that from occurring, and it will help players earn the love ending with Telly.
Telly is quite forgiving, and players can actually be very rude, and repeatedly show support for Valdiviflix, without getting locked out of his love ending. That said, players who want to make absolutely certain that they get the love ending with this Dateable in Date Everything, and earn all the character's collectibles, are advised to work through the dialogue options listed below.
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Where to Find Telly in Date Everything
To meet Telly, players need to equip the Dateviators and use them to interact with a television. Players can find a television on a wall in the gym upstairs and on a stand in the living room, and both of them can be used to summon this Dateable in Date Everything.
How to Romance Telly in Date Everything
As previously mentioned, Telly will give Date Everything players a lot of leeway with their responses before resorting to friendship or hate. However, players can guarantee that they earn the love ending by using these responses, which center around showing support for Telly, not Valdiviflix:
Interaction #1
- Ooo, I like being catered to.
- Wow. 5,000, really?
- Well I'm sold.
- Sounds great!
- Reality competition. Very clever. What rhymes with "yes"? What's up? That's ok.
- Home renovation. I love it! Let's watch. What's wrong? Another casualty of peak TV. Is anything else on?
- Local community access. How else am I gonna learn close up magic? Ok.
- Maybe I should just go...
- What's up?
- Over your quality programming? Never!
At the end of this interaction, players will have the 5,000 Channels! And 15,000 Shows! Collectibles.
Interaction #2
- You know it!
- Absolutely!
- Let's do it!
- Sure!
- Oh now I get it!
- Oh Valdiviflix offers live TV.
- Sounds perfect.
- Plug it in my veins! (Selecting "Naw you're way too controlling for me, Telly" immediately leads to the hate ending.)
Selecting "Sure!" During this interaction yields the Tight End collectible.
Interaction #3
- Shock me, baby!
- Singing competition series.
- Love it!
- It's ok, we can watch something else. Like the window.
Interaction #4
- Actually I came to watch that community access xylophone show with the old guy.
- But how am I gonna learn the xylophone?!
- I regret the decision immediately. Telly I'm sorry!
- You ok? You don't seem like your usual self?
- Ok, what's on?
- What's wrong, Telly?
- It's not that bad, Telly. Promise!
- You're not obsolete! You've got lots of great programming!
- Well I'm still here. And I'm not going anywhere.
- That's not true, Telly. I prefer you.
- 5,000 channels and 15,000%.
- Aww, I'll get my eyeballs lubricated. (Selecting "Actually, can we just be friends?" Leads to the friendship ending.)
The dialogue choices at the beginning of the interaction, which focus on the xylophone, lead to the Gerald Dabrowski collectible.
How to Get Friendship and Hate Endings with Telly in Date Everything
Friendship
Players who prefer to be friends with Telly can use all the dialogue options listed above until they reach the final prompt in the fourth interaction. Here, players should select "Actually, can we just be friends?" To earn the friendship ending.
Hate
If the player wants to earn Telly's hate ending, they should simply select "Naw you're way too controlling for me, Telly" during the second interaction with this character.
Players will receive 5 Sass SPECS points in Date Everything regardless of the ending that they earn.
Telly Collectibles in Date Everything
There are four collectibles associated with Telly, and here is how to earn them all:
|
Collectible |
How to Get |
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5,000 Channels! |
This collectible is awarded during the first interaction with Telly. |
|
15,000 Shows! |
This collectible is awarded during the first interaction with Telly. |
|
Tight End |
During the second interaction with Telly, say "sure!" And see the tight end. |
|
Gerald Dabrowski |
At the beginning of the fourth interaction with Telly, select the two "xylophone" options. |
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OpenCritic Reviews
- Top Critic Avg: 80 /100 Critics Rec: 85%
- Released
- June 17, 2025
- ESRB
- Mature 17+ / Drug Reference, Partial Nudity, Sexual Themes, Strong Language
- Developer(s)
- Sassy Chap Games
- Publisher(s)
- Team17
WHERE TO PLAY
- Genre(s)
- Dating Sim, Simulation, Comedy
